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It is unlawful to use a computer or digital network to orchestrate a dog kidnapping.

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Added: 2026/3/18

The Law

As the internet became mainstream in the 1990s, lawmakers rushed to criminalize cybercrimes, including the digital facilitation of dognapping. This law upgraded an old-school property crime into a high-tech felony if a dial-up modem was involved. It is a perfect snapshot of early cyber-panic colliding with pet protection.

Source & Citation

Code/Statute: California Penal Code § 502
California Penal Code (Computer Crimes)

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#ca#cybercrime#dogs#retro-tech