It is unlawful to lick a toad.
City: Los Angeles
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Added: 2026/3/18
The Law
Following a strange drug craze in the late 1980s where thrill-seekers licked the Colorado River toad to ingest its hallucinogenic secretions, city officials passed a strict ordinance. The law aims to protect both public health and the local amphibian population from harassment. It remains a testament to the weird lengths people will go for a cheap thrill.
Source & Citation
Code/Statute: Los Angeles Municipal Code § 53.49
Los Angeles Animal Control Ordinances
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