It is illegal for a car wash operator to dry a vehicle using a piece of used underwear.

The Law

This hyper-specific sanitation ordinance was passed to ensure that commercial car washes met basic hygiene standards for their rags and towels. Apparently, a frugal car wash owner once tried to cut costs by using discarded unmentionables, prompting immediate legislative action. It ensures your newly cleaned car doesn't leave with a questionable past.