It is illegal to keep couches on your front porch.
City: Boulder
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Added: 2026/3/18
The Law
In this college town, placing upholstered furniture on exterior porches is strictly prohibited. The law was enacted due to the rampant tradition of university students setting couches on fire after big football games. While it ruins the laid-back vibe, it definitely saves the fire department some headaches.
Source & Citation
Code/Statute: Boulder Municipal Code § 5-4-16
Property Maintenance Code
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#co#furniture#college-life#fire-hazard