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It is illegal to bite someone with false teeth, which carries a steeper penalty than natural teeth.

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Added: 2026/3/18

The Law

According to a quirky historical interpretation of Louisiana battery laws, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered simple battery. However, if you pop in a set of dentures and bite someone, it becomes aggravated battery because the false teeth are legally classified as a 'dangerous weapon.' Choose your dental hardware wisely before getting into a brawl.

Source & Citation

Code/Statute: La. R.S. 14:34
Louisiana Revised Statutes - Aggravated Battery

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