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You cannot keep a cow unless it is wearing a bell.

City: Wayland
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Added: 2026/3/18

The Law

Wandering livestock was a significant hazard in Wayland's early days, prone to destroying gardens and causing carriage accidents. To prevent surprise bovine encounters, town officials required all cows to be equipped with a bell. This allowed residents to hear an encroaching cow before it could devour their prize-winning cabbages.

Source & Citation

Code/Statute: Wayland Ordinance § 4-10
Wayland Animal Control Code

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