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It is unlawful to use profane language in the presence of women or children.

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Added: 2026/3/18

The Law

This 1897 state law was part of a sweeping morality code intended to protect the delicate sensibilities of women and minors. If you cursed in front of the wrong crowd, you could be fined or face jail time. It was famously challenged—and eventually repealed—after the infamous 'Cursing Canoeist' case of 1998, where a man fell out of his boat and swore loudly.

Source & Citation

Code/Statute: MCL § 750.337
Michigan Penal Code - Public Morals

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