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It is unlawful to intentionally deface or destroy someone else's milk receptacle.

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Added: 2026/3/18

The Law

During the peak era of the dairy delivery business, milk cans and bottles were valuable property owned by the dairies, not the consumers. Rival dairy companies or local vandals would sometimes steal or smash these containers to disrupt business. The state legislature stepped in with a highly specific law protecting milk receptacles from malicious tampering.

Source & Citation

Code/Statute: Missouri Revised Statutes § 416.410
Missouri Dairy Law

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