You cannot eat a donut while walking backwards.
City: Marion
Funny Rating:★★★★★
Added: 2026/3/18
The Law
This absurd city ordinance was allegedly designed to prevent people from luring police horses away with sweet treats. Since walking backwards with food was considered a shady distraction tactic, the city simply banned it outright. Donut enthusiasts in Marion must walk forward like everyone else.
Source & Citation
Code/Statute: Marion General Offenses Code § 509.08
Marion Public Peace and Safety Code
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