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It is unlawful to skip your weekly Saturday night bath.

City: Barre
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Added: 2026/3/18

The Law

During the booming granite-mining era, Barre was full of dust-covered laborers. A local public health ordinance supposedly required everyone to scrub down at least once a week—specifically on Saturday night—so they were presentable for Sunday church. Good hygiene was evidently a matter of civic duty.

Source & Citation

Code/Statute: Barre City Code § 11-4
Barre City Ordinances - Public Health

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