It is illegal to hunt, harass, or kill Bigfoot.

The Law

In an effort to protect the legendary Sasquatch, local ordinances declared the creature an endangered species. Originally passed in 1969 as a publicity stunt and tongue-in-cheek conservation effort, slaying Bigfoot was deemed a felony. The law was later amended to make it a gross misdemeanor, just in case the hairy hominid actually exists.